Me:
*sees guzie drawing a very nice picture*
Me:
thats like. Dam thats real good posting dude
Guzma just went to get our pasta out of the microwave and he opened the fridge instead??
"ribbit ribbit chibbit schibbit its the FROOOGY SOOOGN"
@bossguz at somepoint, probably
GGUZMA JUST FUCKOING TICKLED ME
"im like pissing so hardcore right now!!!……….*mumbling* fashion forward"
@bossguz, while taking a piss
"hi im guzma and im here to FUCK some BUGS"
this morning i walked in on @bossguz browsing ‘relatablepicturesofkukui’
"how are you gonna deepthroat me later if i cant even get you to swallow a fucking baby carrot"
@bossguz, about me choking on a baby carrot
"let me look up? some bugs"